Definition Bollywood.

From the U.S. State Department website:

These melodramatic, flashy films typically run more than three hours and showcase Indian culture, dance, songs and, most important, romance. Whether set in the modern day or in colonial times, most films boast a lavish wedding scene, as authentic Indian weddings remain a highly valued tradition...Perhaps the most typical aspect of Bollywood films is the assured happy ending to give audiences an uplifting finale.

Sounds quite a bit less impressive when you narrow it down like that....I can't hate though, the State Department also funds an American cultural ambassador for hip-hop.

[Also, please note, only two photos are included in the article. One in which Ab¹ and Ab² share space with Aishwarya AND the not so fabulous photo of Bollywood Boyfriend #1 included here. This clearly proves who's hottest!]