WHY I LOVE BOLLYWOOD (Part IV)

Because it's hot!

Basically, the folks over at BollyWHAT? summed it up for me here.

There is something remarkably attractive about this differentiated masculinity that allows a man to both dance and fight, be well dressed yet not "brokeback," to love a woman but yet be willing to submit that love to the authority of parents, to look at her, burning with passion, while wind, water and fire beckon, yet to be satisfied with only the scent of her skin...

Oh, the agony of idealized romance!!!