I really shouldn't.

I really shouldn't bring up these search terms because it may mean more people will end up here for the same things but:

"hrithik roshan dressed as a woman"
came courtesy of San Francisco and
"bloody racist bollywood"
from our friends in Zionhill, PA.

Sorry to disappoint guys. I doubt Hrithik would look any less fugly than Brad Pitt in that getup. Besides, boys in dresses isn't really my style.
As for the racistness (I know, that's not a word) of Bollywood, all entertainment industries are elitist and shallow. Is that a suprise?

It is however, worth noting that I've also seen several more searches for "collard greens in hindi." I got whatcha lookin' for right here.

Okay, okay, I'm just procrastinating on my review of Don because there isn't much to say that hasn't already been said. Maybe tomorrow...