Saturday, April 29, 2006

Bollywood Goes Ghetto...

Okay, I just had to share this quote because it made me laugh. Even in the land of glamour, people gotta handle they bidness:

ROCKSTARS UPDATE

PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT OUR ROCKSTARS TOUR IS GOING ON AS PLANNED. MR. SALMAN KHAN HAS RECEIVED BAIL AND THE SHOW WILL GO ON!!
What is this, the R. Kelly Save the Children tour? It's all good and well that Mr. Khan is fraternizing among the free but who's idea was it to put him in front of John Abraham on the promo poster? Come on! He's blocking my view!

On the other hand, I'm glad to know you don't actually have to be in a band or anything to be a rock star in Bollywood. That means there's hope for me to slide in under the radar. My lipsynching and dancing skills are killer!

4 comments:

Beth said...

Let's start our OWN Bollywood stage show! I'll sing behind the scenes; you lip synch and dance! Whaddya say? We'll get Hrithk and Akshaye to back us up.

Tia and Toya said...

I'm not sure why I find this so hilarious. But I really do.
- Tia (had to clarify as Blogger posts both of our names)

t.HYPE said...

Beth, you always have the most fabulous ideas...

Beth said...

Tee hee! I'm only partially kidding. I'm not where where we could get booked, exactly, but I know there's a market somewhere.

Speaking of which, I have been wondering why Bollywood doesn't have more of a following in the gay community, and I think a bar that blares filmi music and dance sequence clips, plus live dancers here and there, could make a mint. Who's in?