Things Unspoken

Filmiholic tagged me several days ago to do a post on my top five secrets despite knowing how identity parnoid I am!

Generally, anything I consider secret is that way for a darn good reason so I prefer to think of the following as choice trivia. Anyhoo, here's the best I could come up with:

1. In 4th grade I wore oversized bifocals with rose-tinted lenses. (Behold, the 80's!)
2. In middle school I had a secret crush on all of NKOTB. (Sadly, my closet boy band fetish now extends to C-pop and K-pop.)
3. In high school, I had a crush on my 1st cousin. (1 - I have a large family. 2 - We didn't grow up together. 3 - All my cousins are fine!)
4. My first love was an internet relationship. (Yes, he's fat now.)
5. I once said, "I hate you" to God. (He's good enough not to bring it up so I usually don't either.)

If I told you any more I'd have to kill you. ;)

[In case you're wondering, that photo has nothing to do with anything but it's funny...]