Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Pastor Murda Mase?!?

Folks, some stuff just ain't right. I might be a little late but I just found out a week or so ago that Ma$e joined forces with 50¢. (I don't if your father is Darth Vader, there is NO excuse for joining the DarkSide.) Quite honestly, I don't usually care very deeply about the goings-ons of the rich and famous but on this one I have to ask, Did our friend Ma$e lose his mind and forget to take his meds? Is he the anti-Christ? Perhaps a strange turn of events caused him to become demon-possessed...

There has to be some sort of logical explaination behind such a cyclical turn of events. I mean, seriously, it looks like he's pulling a Larry Flynt a la I met Jesus so I quit my sorrid livelihood, Jesus didn't quite "work out" so I'm returning to my previous livlihood complete with new and nasty image. What kind of foolishness is that?!? I mean, if it was just about money, I know he coulda got a spot on TBN to promote his new ministry *cough*...but I digress...

[Is that Creflo? Oh no, that IS Mase. But they look so similar!]

Furthermore, everyone's friend Creflo Dollar has invited Pastor Murda Ma$e to speak at his church on July 9!!! Lest you think I'm simply being religious and pretentious, let me share some lyrics with you. I don't care what religion you ascribe to (or don't) the incongruity of this is quite obvious. [From 300 shots]

You know you messin' with a n*gga that do this for a livin'
Put two in the street while there's two in the kitchen.
Put guns in n*ggaz mouth like 'Who's u dissin'?'
Be a year 'fore they knew who u was missin', n*gga.
You can either have a gun at the chain, or one at the brain,
I have hoes back of the church, hummin' ya name.
Even then I feel it's like cheat my men,
Watch God leave the sky to come and greet my men.
I pop n*ggaz in the chest, they never breathe again.

That part about this that burns me the most is that people depend on sensationalism 1000% more than they depend on God. Go figure! I really CANNOT understand that at all. The public likes hype but they'll only take so much. Like my friends over at the Revolution say, "Get real. Get pure." And that's all I have to say about that.


Amy said...

That is soooo sad. I know I shouldn't judge, but i never really believed he would have been a true blue minister. It's just too weird. I'm always skeptical about people who just suddenly drop out of their professions and become minister's over night. Is that album cover really true? Gosh, it's so blasphemous! I'm just amazed.

Jonnie said...

"I pop niggas in the chest they never breathe again" I missed the Christian message in that line and I was hoping one of you could explain it to me? Pleeeeease spare me! I would rather Mase go completely "gangsta" than ride the fence like this. He ought to know that you can't play with God and serve two masters. Or maybe he forgot because he was "puttin guns in niggas mouth." Whatever Mase!

t.HYPE said...

It's kinda like the whole Destiny's Child thing. I'm not sitting around trying to figure out who's a Christian and who's not. I just think it's pretty obvious that shakin' it like a stripper makes it pretty hard for people to take you seriously when it's time to talk about Christ. They might be listening but you KNOW they're gonna be having flashbacks of your booty the whole time!

Therefore, I'm going to have to cast my vote against the sensationalist method of sharing the Gospel. Sorry.

Sister Liz! said...

LMAO at "They might be listening but you KNOW they're gonna be having flashbacks of your booty the whole time!" Hahahahahah! So true.